140 Funny Love Messages for Your Girlfriend!

Looking for some fun and unique love messages for your girlfriend? Check out these Funny Love Messages for Girlfriend! They’ll make her laugh, and maybe even tug at her heartstrings a little.

Funny Love Messages for Girlfriend

  • When you’re coming to visit me, stop at the psychiatric hospital and get me a card. I think your love is making me mad. I love you, boo.
  • I want to travel the whole world with you. I just doubt if I will return back to my country after the opportunity to leave it. I love you, honey.
  • Who needs strength to fight when they have you? Aren’t you the “strongest” woman in the world? I love you, dearie.
  • Love, I never wanna see tears in those pretty eyes because you miss me, I know I’m irresistible anyway! So please meet me soon!
  • I love the way you walk, talk, smile, do everything. I even love the way you sit on the toilet bowl. I love you so much, darling.
  • The best day of my life is the day I met you. But I’m thinking, will it still be the best day if I win a billion dollars today? I love you plenty, boo.
  • Darling, I told you I’ll never leave your side, right? But I have to travel without you for a contract that will profit at least a million dollars. Can I leave your side now? Lol. I love you dearly.
  • I’m afraid to lose you more than I’m afraid to lose my laptop. Or at least I’m trying to convince myself that this is true. I love you, darling.
  • If there is an option I need to choose between crying with you and smiling with anyone else; I still choose you and would prefer to cry; you are the love of my life and I will always be with you. Love you.
  • Every day, other beautiful things apart from you happen, or so I heard because I see no other beautiful thing apart from you. I love you, baby.
  • I’m thinking of filling your phone with so much love messages from me until you miss most of your bank alerts. This does not mean I don’t love you, though. I love you, love.
  • How can I describe a lady that’s indescribable? By not describing her. I can’t describe you, honey. But I love you.
  • I will dance for as long as you love me. At worst, I’ll be put in a psych ward. How bad can that be? I love you forever.
  • Only the sky can come close to giving me the kind of freedom I enjoy being in love with you. So the day I dump you, I’ll go live in the sky. I love you, boo.
  • I’m tired of a lot of things, but I’ll never be tired of looking at your face and dreaming of our wedding day. I love you, dearie.
  • Take it easy, babe. I’m here to love you forever. If you take all my love today, which will we use for the remaining part of eternity? I love you forever.
  • Babe, did you know that you look the prettiest when you are yawning with your mouth open? I think you are absolutely adorable like that!
  • You’ll be a trending part of my life for as long as you’re here. And you’ll be here forever! Or do you have other plans? Lol. I love you.
  • A quick reminder that I am one of the great things that have come to you. Now, you can go back to waiting for more great things. I love you, darling.
  • I don’t play chess, but you’re definitely my queen.
  • Finally, it has come to my notice that no couple ever loved themselves the way we do. We must go down in history and be remembered with a date on the calendar. I love you, baby.
  • I love you. You’re my pudding. But how come you’re not in the bakery?
  • I want to sing beautiful songs to you, but this voice of mine will only scare you out of our love. I love you so much, however.
  • The difference between the love I have for you and every other love is that this one is the one I have for you. I love you so much, dear.
  • I don’t know how to express my love for you in words, but all that I can say is without you my heart loses its beat, my living loses its meaning and I lose my life. Stay together, always and forever. Love you.
  • Hey, girlfriend. If you find me dancing on the road, just know that it’s the excitement that comes from loving you. Don’t blame me. Blame the love of you. I love you, dear.
  • For you, my girlfriend, I’ll travel over hills, valleys and rivers. Why will I do these? Well, I don’t know. I love you, dearly.
Funny Love Messages for Girlfriend

Funny Love Messages to Make Her Laugh

We know that you’re probably busy with work and everything else, so we thought we’d take a moment to share some of our favorite funny love messages to make her laugh.

Here are a few to get you started:

  • With you in my life, by my side, I’ll feel very alive even on a deathbed, not that I plan to be on a deathbed ever though. I love you, darling.
  • Only if a gun is put to my head will I not say I love you. Because I love you enough to not want to die and stay away from you. I love you, babe.
  • You’re real honey. You’re so sweet and I’ve not had diabetes yet. Now, I love you even more.
  • For you, I will trek to the moon and back. I will even swallow the sun to keep you by my side. I love you like that.
  • Is there anything funny about staying awake for a good part of the night thinking of you? I think there is, though. I love you.
  • A billion years will come and I won’t finish writing all the beautiful things I know about you. So it’s better I don’t even start writing. I love you, baby.
  • My love is stubborn and persistent. If you like, arrest it, beat it, warn it, whatever. It will still come after you. I love you very much.
  • Pass the mic and let me tell you how much I love that I love you. Oh! No mic around here. I’ll still tell you that I love you, however. My love.
  • When I think that we have forever to share our love, I wonder if we shouldn’t just take a break for a while. After all, there’s forever for us. I love you so much.
  • What’s better than having a girl who loves you so much that you can’t even have breathing space? What’s also worse than having that girlfriend? Love you, honey.
  • Some years ago, someone else was the most beautiful girl in the world to me. Today, you’re the one. Tomorrow, well… I love you, darling.
  • The love I have for you is like a sword that can’t be stopped until it reaches its target. So keep your heart for the piercing. I promise it won’t kill you. I love you, darling.
  • You’re the best human that ever happened to me, better than the human that invented the internet. I still love you too, darling.
  • The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
  • I’m very sure that, even if I see you with another man in secret places, I’ll still trust that you’re not cheating. Do I even believe myself? Lol. I love you, dear.
  • Every day, I wake up thinking of the day I’ll throw a ring on those amazing fingers of yours. I would have said black fingers but I can’t risk you not finding it funny. Lol. I love you madly, dearie.
  • I’ll follow you through the light and the darkness. I just pray I don’t hit my leg on a stone in the darkness. I love you, baby.
  • Every night I dream of you and hug the pillow, I wish I could hug you dreaming of the pillow. Though it is not too far to be true; but till then I want to live my life in the dream world with you. Love you.
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So would you smile for me?
  • Whenever I see your face, the world pauses for a while. Sometimes, after seeing your face, I wonder if time was dragged forward. I love you, darling.
  • Realising that I am meant for you, I have decided to start misbehaving. After all, I’ll always come back to you, right? Lol. I love you so much.
  • Every day, things die, but I travelled round the world and got the fruit of immortality and fed my love for you with it, so it won’t die. I love you, dearie.
  • A combination of all the best things in life is not up to the love I have for you. If you think I’m lying, ask my ex. I love you, baby.
  • Hey, honey. I keep hearing you say that I am yours. Do you mean as your boyfriend or as your slave? Lol. I love you.
  • You’ve given me so much headache that I cannot add another girlfriend to my life. So it’s only me and you. I love you very dearly.

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Funny SMS for Girlfriend in English

  • Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes!
  • I’m excited that you’re a part of my life. That you give me your time and energy is loving, but what I love more is you giving me your money. I love you so much.
  • To me, you compared to every other person like you is like a mountain being compared to an ant. And that’s not because you are fat. I love you, baby.
  • Me, you, together, forever. That’s my plan for us. But, well, they say that man proposes while God disposes. Just kidding. God loves our being together. I love you too.
  • One of the most interesting things I realised is that you and I will always be together no matter what. So I have no fears now. I love you madly.
  • Look at me, babe. I’m not scared to lose a fist fight, but I’m scared to lose you. And I love you. Now. Tomorrow. Forever. Enjoy your day.
  • I’m in heaven already. It’s just funny that I’ll get to experience another one when I die. Thanks for making me experience heaven twice. I love you so much.
  • You’re more than a girlfriend to me — you’re like a sister and mother to me. And I want you to know that my sister and mother let me have access to the content of their purses. I love you, honey.
  • Be careful when a guy says he loves you from the bottom of his heart because he may still have enough space for other girls on top!
  • If I’m hungry, then you are hungry, because we are one. Any questions? I love you dearly.
  • There are a lot of men you don’t want to spend the rest of your life with. Baby, I am not one of them. I love you dearly.
  • No matter how much other things are trending, you can never be out of my mind. Are you sure you’re not my mind? Much love, dearie.
  • I don’t know what relationship status I should use for my Facebook because there is nothing called ‘madly in love’, which I am with you. I love you.
  • My girlfriend’s so pretty, God took a whole year to draw the plan for her creation. And they say a day to God is a thousand years to us. I love you, dear.
  • You are so cute that you’re almost like a Barbie doll. Except for the fact that dolls don’t fight and they don’t yell at anyone too!
  • Together we are so sweet that I wonder if we shouldn’t be ingredients in a sweet producing company. I love you so much, honey.
  • No worldly thing can express my love for you. And you are expecting a few words to do it? seriously, I need a dictionary full of words from heaven!
  • Every man like me needs a woman like you, and we have all found our women. Because we’re only one — me. I love you very much, dear.
  • I’m not afraid of anything now that I have you. After all, you can shield me from everything. I just need to chill. More strength to you, babe. I love you.
  • Hey, baby. How was life before you met me? How’s life since you met me? I hope there are different answers to the two questions and I hope the second answer is sweeter. I love you, darling.
Funny Sms for Girlfriend In English

What can I say to melt my girlfriend heart?

  • If my heart was social media, one topic that will never stop trending on it is the love we share. Matter of fact, my heart enjoys it. I love you, dear.
  • Do you have a band-aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Wait a minute. Why did it take you so long to enter my life? I’m angry.
  • I want to be the trending topic on your heart all the time. Or don’t I deserve it? I love you madly.
  • You and I will be together, forever, until there’s no eternity. But is there a time when there will be no eternity? Am I dumb? I love you.
  • Only looking at you, I just want to somersault and dance. I know you know why. And never forget that I love you, even if your brain gets stolen.
  • I wonder who I would rather love than you? My dog or my side chic? Just messing with you. There’s no side chic anywhere. I love you, baby.
  • You know I love you madly, right? You know I can’t do without you, right? You know everything or should I keep asking? I love you, beautiful one.
  • Every day, I feel like I just started loving you that day. I don’t think I will be wrong if I say “I love you today”. I love you so much.
  • I love you so much that I take your words as seriously as I take my career. Forget that I can be lazy at times, babe. I actually take my career serious. I love you, honey.
  • Others say love makes people mad, it is true, I feel today; with you, life seems more than it is usual; darkness seems bright; pain seems beautiful and happiness seems the richest glory of the world. I am mad in love with you.
  • I feel like I’m the president already because you love me. I just hope there won’t be another “elections” soon. Lol. I love you so much, honey.
  • I love you and you better know it. If I ever stop loving you, please find me and throw me off a plane. You have my consent. I love you dearly.
  • I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I’m also currently talking to God to make arrangements so I can spend eternity with you. Enjoy, darl. I love you.
  • Hello, love. You are like magic to me. Maybe that’s why I haven’t seen you in a long while. Tell me, did you disappear? I love you.
  • Hey, love. Do you know that you’re my nose because I can’t breathe without you? So what kind of nose are you? I love you, babe.
  • The reason I call you my heart is because you are…erm…my heart. Do you need more explanation? I love you, honey.
  • Thank God that I have you, especially in a country like this where everything is harder than rock. See you soon. Love you.
  • Hey, darling. So I’m still waiting to know what number I am on your list of boyfriends because you’re too amazing for only one boy. I love you, darl.
  • I like to kiss you in the lips and in your forehead. You are too sweet I wish you were a bar of chocolate. And your makeup tastes good too!

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How can I touch her heart with love words?

  • Have I welcomed you yet into this our relationship? Let me use this opportunity to. Welcome, baby. I love you.
  • Good boys like me look at girls like you, with all the curves and beauty, and all we see is the glory of God. I love you, honey.
  • So, one day, I’ll look into your eyes and tell you how much I love you. I don’t know if I will really do that, though. I just think it is cool to say. I love you much.
  • I’m looking into the mirror every day with more confidence because I can now see the other half part of my body — you. I love you.
  • Relationships are like prisons. sometimes you want to escape it, sometimes the prison guard is way too gorgeous for you to think about escaping!
  • So how many more years before we get married? Or is your sugar daddy advising you to do something different? Lol. I love you madly, darling.
  • I’m looking at the list of things I’ll readily do for you, and I know that if I don’t die loving you, then nothing will kill me. Lol. I love you.
  • I’ll give up a lot to be with you. I just wonder if I will give up all my life savings too. But you know I love you, right?
  • I consider myself very fortunate as I go to the same institution as my princess.
  • I want to learn how to do magic tricks. Then maybe I’ll be able to explain how you make me feel this way. Until then, I still love you dearly.
  • Hey, darling. There’s so much we have in common and I really really wish that height is one of them. Good day to you. Never forget I love you.
  • You could be anywhere with anyone. But you decided to be here and be my girlfriend. Which a great decision because I’m really good at loving you!
  • I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart because that’s where you are!
  • Good morning to you. Good afternoon in advance. Good evening in advance too. I decided to just do all the greeting at once. I love you, darling.
  • I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter, so let’s make them brother and sister.
  • No matter what time of the day it is, I’ll never feel too sleepy to scream that I love you. Yes, your love has made me that mad. I love you.
  • There are a lot of things that try to be like you, but, to me, if it’s not you, then it’s not you. I love you like the madman on the streets.
  • Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.
  • Today is a day to love you like I’ve never loved you. But also remember that yesterday was a day to love you as I’ve never loved you and tomorrow will still be that day. Well, what matters is that I love you madly.
  • Thank you for being my lover and the answer to one of my prayers. If you have a million dollar, you could be the answer to another of my prayers, you know? I love you, darling.
Funny Love Messages for Girlfriend

What are the sweetest texts for her?

Texts that make her happy are the best texts for her. When she’s feeling good, she’ll respond positively to anything that makes her happy. Here are some of the most common texts that make women happy:

  • You and I are one. But are we one plus one or half plus half? Or maybe we’re even two plus two. Well, I love you regardless and you should know it, dear.
  • If you were born during the reign of Cleopatra, I’d have to fight Julius Caesar to win you over. And Cleopatra would be so jealous!
  • You are the most interesting person in my life, so interesting that I no longer watch TV. I love you madly.
  • You, my love, are the most lovely thing on the planet. You, my life, are the most lively thing on the planet. You, my baby, are the most babyish thing on the planet. Should I continue? I love you.
  • I want to buy you a gift every single day. Just give me some more years and I’ll have money for that. Patience, after all, is a virtue. I love you, baby.
  • If God sent the blessing of you to me as a gift, I wonder how you would have been wrapped. I love you, baby.
  • We must be the north and south poles of a magnet because of how much we attract each other. I love you so much.
  • Happy sweet day to you. Every day with me is a sweet day, so the wish is easily understandable. I love you, darling.
  • Funny thing is I”m looking around this place I am and I’m the only person that’s not in a pair here. Where are you? I love you, honey.
  • Your love for me is like water, and when I feel like it’s less than my bucket’s capacity, I’ll pour a little on the ground so it will look like it’s overflowing. I guess you know why. It’s to prevent the daughters of darkness from coming to us. I love you.
  • Loving you is the truth of my life, miss you is the pain of my heart; staying without you makes me sad, my world starts with you and ends with you, so be mine always, no matter wherever you are. Love you.
  • I’m so in love with you that I forgot what it means to love another girl. Does that even make sense? Just know I love you stupidly.
  • As much as I miss you, I am also hungry. It’s food over you because I won’t see you if I die of hunger. I love you, dear.
  • You are not the prettiest, curviest and funniest girl, but you are the one for me. Now, how about a side chic? I love you, darling.
  • I sent an Angel to watch over you while you were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why the Angel said Angels don’t watch over an Angel!
  • On one side, you’re my peace. On the other side, you’re my trouble. What will I do without you? What won’t I do without you? I love you like that, however.
  • Every day gives me another opportunity to text “I love you” to you. I only pray I never go a day with my battery so dead that I can’t send you one of my lovely messages. I love you, dear.
  • How do you solve a problem like the uncontrollable love that I have for you? Now that’s if I even want the “problem” solved. I love you, beau.
  • I’m so lost in your love that I don’t know who I was before loving you. All I know is, that I was born to love you!
  • I can’t breathe without you, and I guess I’ll be able to breathe as long as I have you even if I don’t have nostrils. I love you, honey.
  • I know staring at people for too long is considered rude. So, I wanted to ask for your permission.
  • Sometimes, I look at you and can’t believe how lucky I am to have you as my girlfriend. Other times I look at you, and I wonder how the hell you ended up with a guy like me.
  • The day I will give the testimony of what God has done for me by bringing you to me, the church will lose all members because of how long the service will be that day. I love you madly.
  • I want to scream that I love you to the world. Please, help me tell them to listen because I don’t have a public address system here with me. I LOVE YOU.
  • If I ever tell you that you’re not beautiful, drag me to the nearest psychiatric hospital because I’m not in my right mind. I love you dearly.
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