Whether you’re looking for funny birthday wishes to make someone smile or sweet birthday messages to make them feel loved, you’ve come to the right place. Here are some of the best birthday wishes around.
But first, let’s look at how you should say them:
- Find out what makes the birthday boy or girl laugh. Is it silly jokes, puns, or goofy faces? Whatever it is, use it to your advantage when crafting your birthday message.
- Think outside the box. A funny birthday wish doesn’t have to be clever or witty. Sometimes the simplest things can be the funniest, so don’t be afraid to get a little goofy.
- Get personal. A great way to add some humor to your birthday wish is to make it personal to the birthday boy or girl. Use inside jokes or references to things that only they would find funny.
- Be careful with sarcasm. Sarcasm can be funny, but it can also be interpreted the wrong way. If you’re not sure whether or not the birthday boy or girl will appreciate your sarcastic wit, it’s probably best to steer clear.
- Keep it light. Birthday wishes are supposed to be happy and fun, so try not to go too overboard with the jokes. A little bit of humor is all you need to add some extra fun to the day.
Funny Birthday Wishes
- Happy birthday, baby. Don’t fear getting old; being with an enticing lady like me, your youth is going to last much longer than expected!
- Please get a funfetti cake for your birthday. Since you are no fun, at least the cake should be.
- You’ve got half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.
- It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!
- I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. But, obviously with better clothes. Happy birthday!
- A friend like you is like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always getting on my last nerve. But hey, can’t live without ‘em. Happy birthday!
- Today’s the day mom found you in a dustbin. You’ve grown up, but the smell just won’t go away. Happy Birthday to mom’s second favorite child.
- Half of our budget for celebrating your birthday went to buying candles. Try getting younger or stop getting more birthdays!
- I know it’s hard to enjoy being old when you are old. But, hey, it’s okay if you ask me. I had just passed the same line a few years ago. Happy 50th birthday!
- Happy birthday to you, love. To celebrate your increasing age, let’s increase your cash transaction too! Let’s go shopping.
- It’s your party and you’ll cry if you want to; however, I don’t recommend it. You’ll ruin your makeup, and we will be taking a lot of pictures tonight. Happy birthday!
- You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!
- Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!
- Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished!
- Good thing I found you! Because to be honest, I think we both know you couldn’t find glasses if they were on your face girly. Happy birthday!
- You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!
- The wrinkles on your face make me feel so relieved because you’ve got no options other than me anymore!
- Another birthday of yours! It seems almost as if you’ve been polluting earth since forever.
- Now that you’re 50 you’ve probably got more hair where you don’t want it and less hair where you do want it. You can’t fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!
- Happy Birthday dear brother. I hope you will remain just as annoying as now even when you are 100 years old.
- Happy Birthday, son! Your existence taught me the valuable lesson of protection of one’s assets.
- We decided to buy a bog, sweet birthday cake for you. Although we are not sure if you are allowed to eat cake at this age. Happy Birthday!
- Friends like you make me feel younger and more handsome. I wish you have two birthdays a year so you get older twice as fast as me. Happy Birthday!
- No one remains young forever. But you should have stayed young for at least a couple of years, at least for me. Happy Birthday!
- Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.
- Another year together has come and gone. What ever would I do without you? Not open jars, that’s for sure. Happy birthday man!
- Today, anyone not mentioning in their wishes that you have gotten old and ugly is a liar. Anyway, Happy Birthday dear, you are aging beautifully each year!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend
- Your birthday gives me one more chance to gift you stuff that I need. Happy Birthday dear brother!
- A star was born on this day. I mean, you were too. But I’m referring to a celebrity.
- You might be getting bigger, but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway.
- You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!
- I would have made you a funny card, but I know at your age bladder control can be a problem…Happy Birthday!
- I know it hurts to see people enjoying the fact that you are getting older and greyer. But you are not getting younger anyway. Happy 50th birthday, dad!
- I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!
- Happy birthday baby. I hope to see you wearing the outfit you were born in; someday soon!
- You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!
- I have to appreciate the way you try to act like a young man. You must be having a busy time coloring your hair black every day. Happy Birthday!
- It is never too late to grow up and stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th birthday is your chance to do just that. Happy birthday.
- I thought of getting you as many flowers as your age, but we don’t have enough space to keep so many flowers at home.
- I know you would have been so happy if I said, “you are aging so beautifully”. But sadly. Lying is not one of my good qualities. Happy Birthday!
- There’s nothing to be worried about getting old. Look at you; you are old and still doing great. Happy Birthday dear oldy.
- Best friends are the family you get to choose, and I’m so glad we chose each other. Happy birthday, beautiful.
- Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!
- The night is still young, but you, my friend, aren’t anymore. Let’s still party, though!
- There’s no shame in thinking like a teenage boy when you are old as the hills. Wishing you a Happy Birthday. May you live long!
- Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you are unable to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy Birthday, loser!
- Life can be so unfair at times. I don’t know what bad I did in life to deserve such an annoying brother like you. Happy Birthday!
- If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!
- Your birthday is the first day in a new 365-day journey. Let’s treasure every moment!
- Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you older and uglier. Yes, that’s life, my dear. Don’t be fooled by the illusions. Happy Birthday!
- You’ll look great even when you have no teeth just like you are doing pretty well even without a brain. Happy Birthday my friend!
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Him
- Don’t worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!
- Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!
- One minute, you’re young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. I think we both know which you are…Happy birthday!
- Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.
- I’m so happy that we’re going to grow old together, and that you have a head start.
- You live you life in a way that makes every day worth celebrating. Happy birthday, gorgeous!
- Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!
- Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!
- I didn’t get you a birthday cake; because no cake can nearly be as sweet as you. Or maybe, I forgot to get one.
- On the occasion of your birthday, here are some words of wisdom just for you. Make sure to keep on smiling, while you still have teeth! Happy birthday old-timer!
- Happy birthday, Dude! Congrats on getting a year closer to a senior citizen discount at the movies. Not to mention the best parking spots at the grocery store.
- For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday!
- Wishing you the happiest of birthdays. May you have the energy and excitement of a 2-year-old but not the amount of their teeth.
- Let’s have a night out in honor of your birthday. Let’s drink and party all night long. And of course, let’s not hope we end up at the hospital tomorrow. Happy Birthday!
- The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday!
- Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!
- Midlife crisis is a label that is given to fifty year olds to stop them from being the best they can. Forget these labels and enjoy life to the fullest. Happy birthday.
- Some people are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called ‘old’ and certainly not good looking enough to be called ‘beautiful. Happy Birthday!
- By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.
- As we grow older, we become more open-minded and understanding. So, you’d still understand if I didn’t buy you a gift right? Cheers to you on your special day!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Her
- You can’t hide your age to others. Your hair is turning gray, and wrinkles appearing. So, tell the truth, is it your 50th, or you’re lying.
- Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.
- Age is just a number, and so are restaurants bills! Happy birthday, do remember to buy me food!
- Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you are dumb and you don’t even know it. Happy Birthday my dear!
- If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you. That’s how much you mean to me bro. Happy Birthday!
- Happy birthday, workmate! Good going on your way to becoming the oldest man in the office.
- Remember to smile awkwardly as everyone sings you “Happy Birthday” today!
- Birthday wishes nowadays are so full of lies. They may make you smile but the truth is you are not more beautiful than you were last year. Happy Birthday!
- Good luck getting a cake big enough to fit all those candles! Happy birthday buddy.
- You have been so strong and so resilient in the face of a difficult year. Here’s to better days ahead.
- You can pretend to be old when you are dead. Till then, you are just a little kid who wants to grow up someday. Happy Birthday, baby brother!
- It’s not about the years in your life, but the life in your years. Happy birthday!
- To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!
- I wish some people would stop wasting things. Just like you. You are wasting space on the earth and certainly wasting the time of others. Happy Birthday!
- Even if I was smoking cracks, I would still see the sign of aging on your face. How could anyone not notice that? Happy Birthday dear but you have to accept the truth!
- Today, so many people will bring gifts for you. But since it’s difficult for you to keep all the gifts, I’m thinking of helping you by keeping them all.
- A quick reminder on your special day… well-behaved women rarely make history. So, this year, let’s go ever crazier! Happy birthday!
- Enjoy your birthday this year to the fullest because who knows, after a few years, you might feel ashamed of your true age. Happy Birthday!
- A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday, and the next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday!
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- You’re building a beautiful, meaningful life for yourself. Take time to enjoy it, today and every day.
- I think you’re supposed to get finer and wiser with age? Well, that’s okay, there’s always next year!
- Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!
- Happy birthday, my friend from work. Let’s keep making fun of the bosses behind their backs.
- Happy birthday, dear. Smile! Because with your increasing age, your teeth might be gone sooner than you think.
- You’ve grown so much in the last year, and I’m so proud of you. Here’s to many more years of growing together.
- I prayed to God to make you older and wiser. Only the first one came true. Happy birthday my love. Wishing God bless you with the second one as soon as possible.
- Have you ever thought what a stupid douchebag you were when we were kids? Guess what, you haven’t changed at all. Happy Birthday!
- Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!
- Happy birthday to someone too sweeter than sugar and too spicy than Mexican chili.
- Wish you many more years of tolerating my tantrums. Happy birthday, honey.
- Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Stay healthy my friend!
- Your 40’s are behind you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well!
- Birthdays are a lot like golf…it’s a lot more fun if you don’t keep count. Happy birthday!
- Thanks for always being older than me. Happy birthday buddy.
- I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off I guess…Happy birthday!
- No matter how much you mature, I’m always going to snuggle you like a baby. Happy birthday, my girl.
- Happy birthday to one classy lady from another. Rock your birthday girl.
- For me, your birthday is like a national holiday. Whatever I do and wherever I maybe, I’ll always find ways to wish you happy birthday!
- Turns out the right mask can make your special day a lot more fun. And by mask, I mean glass of alcoholic beverage. Happy birthday, bro!
What is the funniest way to say happy birthday?
- Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.
- Dear Mom, I hope you know how hard it is to find you a birthday gift every year because you have too many birthdays! Just kidding. Happy 50th birthday to you!
- Happy birthday! May you live long enough to see Amazon delivering on the moon.
- Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.
- If we were living back in Salem in 1692, you totally would have been deemed a witch. And so would I. It’s why we click so well. Happy birthday witchy!
- Happy Birthday to the boy who was found on the road and picked up by my parents. Wish you all the good things in life, brother!
- It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday!
- Age is just like a badge of honor. The older you are, the more respected you are in the office. Happy Birthday to you. Wish you all the best!
- Happy birthday! Wishing you a day filled with happiness and a year filled with joy.
- Another delicious cake is going to be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference at all. Happy Birthday to that person!
- This is the day you arrived to steal my share of mom and dad’s love. Happy birthday, brother.
- Wish you a happy birthday, my princess. May your weight be disproportionate to your age.
- Some call it grounds for a stint in the mental hospital, we call it your special sparkle ???? Happy birthday!
- Happy Birthday Sister. As a kid, you were a lioness. But with the rising age, you’re becoming a lazy cat.
- Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!
- Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday queen ????!
- They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!
- No matter how old you are, I will always give you the bigger share of the cake! Happy birthday to you, darling!
- On your birthday you might be thinking “Oh man I’m getting old”, but don’t worry. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you won’t still be doing dumb stuff. You’ll just be doing it slower. Happy birthday!
- A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.
- Happy birthday! I hope you’re not looking for a present because my presence is my gift to you.
- Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!
- One more year has gone from your life and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday!
- The only good your birth has brought is your dumbness. It has been entertaining me for years!
- Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.
