Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and if you’re tired of sending the same old sappy messages to your loved ones, why not switch things up with some funny Valentine’s Day wishes?
Injecting a bit of humor into this romantic holiday can add a unique twist and show your partner or friends that you have a fun and light-hearted side.
From witty one-liners to cheesy puns, there are plenty of ways to make your loved ones smile on February 14th.
So, if you need some inspiration, look no further! In this article, we’ll provide you with a collection of hilarious and cheeky Valentine’s Day wishes that are guaranteed to bring a laugh to your loved one’s face.
Whether you’re celebrating with a significant other or just spreading the love to friends and family, these funny messages will surely make this Valentine’s Day one to remember.
Funny Valentine’s Day Wishes
May your Valentine’s Day be filled with more chocolates than you can handle – and may none of them be those weird ones with fruit filling!
Here’s hoping your Valentine’s Day is as sweet as the discount candy you’ll buy tomorrow.
Wishing you a Valentine’s Day as wonderful as finding the last piece of pizza.
May your Valentine’s Day be as romantic as accidentally holding hands with a stranger on a crowded bus.
Hoping your Valentine’s Day is filled with love, laughter, and enough cheesy pickup lines to make even Cupid cringe.
May your Valentine’s Day be filled with more awkward moments than a first date with a mime.
Wishing you a Valentine’s Day so full of love that even your pet goldfish feels included.
Here’s to a Valentine’s Day as epic as the romance novels you secretly read under the covers.
Hoping your Valentine’s Day is as magical as your Netflix binge-watching sessions.
May your Valentine’s Day be filled with more heart-shaped balloons than your cat knows what to do with.
Here’s to a Valentine’s Day as unforgettable as that time you accidentally sent a text meant for your crush to your grandma.
Hoping your Valentine’s Day is as delightful as discovering extra fries at the bottom of the bag.
Wishing you a Valentine’s Day so amazing that it makes your Instagram followers wonder if you hired a professional photographer.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the only person I wouldn’t mind being stuck on a deserted island with… maybe.
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the socks to my sandals, the weird to my wonderful. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m glad you tolerate me, me and you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need to make you a perfect 10. Happy Valentine’s Day!
This Valentine’s Day, I’m grateful for you, even if you still leave the toilet seat up.
May your day be filled with as much chocolate as you can handle (and maybe a little more for me). Happy Valentine’s Day!
To my partner in crime (and occasional cleaner-upper of my messes): Happy Valentine’s Day!
I love you more than words can say… but also less than pizza. Happy Valentine’s Day!
You’re the Chandler to my Monica, the Elaine to my Jerry. Happy Valentine’s Day, soulmate (of sorts)!
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes me laugh snort (and occasionally cry, but mostly laugh snort).
This Valentine’s Day, I promise to try (really, I will) to understand your obsession with reality TV.
You’re the Netflix to my chill, the wine to my cheese. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I love you like nobody else… loves watching paint dry. Maybe. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who puts up with my singing (even though it’s terrible).
This Valentine’s Day, I’m thankful for you, even if you still think pineapple belongs on pizza.
Short Funny Valentine’s Day Wishes
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, even if I’m allergic. Happy Valentine’s Day!
May your Valentine’s Day be filled with more laughter than burnt chocolate.
Thanks for putting the “laugh” in “laughingly tolerating my quirks.” Happy Valentine’s Day!
I donut know what I’d do without you. (But I’m sure it would involve sprinkles.)
You’re the Chandler to my Monica. (Because you always know how to cheer me up.)
Happy Valentine’s Day to the only person I can tolerate watching cheesy rom-coms with.
To my lobster: Thanks for not making me wear a ridiculous lobster costume on Valentine’s Day.
You make my world go round… except when you leave the toilet seat up. Happy Valentine’s Day!
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. The other point is for improvement (just kidding… mostly).
Happy Valentine’s Day to the only person who can handle my weirdness. (Love you!)
You’re like Netflix and chill, but without the chill (because you keep forgetting to turn on the heat).
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes me laugh snort out loud (even at inappropriate times).
You’re brie-lliant! Happy Valentine’s Day from your cheesy valentine.
I’m so glad I swiped right on you. (Even if you did catfish me with those vacation abs.)
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes farting in public feel comfortable. (Just kidding… maybe.)
You’re the avocado to my toast: basic, but I love you anyway.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who still puts up with me after all these years. (You’re a saint.)
You’re the pineapple on my pizza: controversial, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes even Monday mornings bearable. (Most of the time.)
You’re like a fine wine: you get better with age (even if you do complain about your back more).
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who understands my love for puns (even the groan-worthy ones).
You’re the cheese to my macaroni: the perfect compliment.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes staying in on a Friday night sound appealing.
You’re one in a minion! Happy Valentine’s Day (because I know how much you love them).
I love you more than words can say… but also more than chocolate. (That’s a lot.)
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes me feel like I’m not the weirdest one in the relationship.
You’re the Netflix to my chill. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I’m so glad we found each other, even if it was through a dating app filled with questionable profiles.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes me want to be a better person (even if I fail most of the time).
You’re the Ryan Reynolds to my Blake Lively: a perfect match (in my dreams, at least).
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Unique Funny Valentine’s Day Wishes
May your Valentine’s Day be as sweet as the chocolate you sneak from the box!
Wishing you a day filled with more love than awkward first dates.
Hoping your Valentine’s Day is full of surprises, like finding extra fries at the bottom of the bag.
May your love life be as spicy as the salsa you spill on your shirt.
Here’s to a Valentine’s Day filled with less awkward small talk and more genuine connections.
Wishing you a Valentine’s Day as fun as a surprise puppy delivery.
May your day be filled with more laughter than bad pickup lines.
Wishing you a Valentine’s Day that’s better than finding Wi-Fi in a remote area.
May your day be as exciting as accidentally sending a text to the wrong person.
Here’s to a Valentine’s Day as unforgettable as forgetting your wallet on a first date.
Wishing you a day filled with love and laughter, minus any awkward encounters with exes.
May your Valentine’s Day be as bright as your future together, but with fewer clichés.
Here’s to a Valentine’s Day as memorable as trying to pronounce “I love you” in Klingon.
Wishing you a day filled with more hugs than uncomfortable side hugs.
May your love life be as adventurous as trying new foods on a blind date.
Here’s to a Valentine’s Day as joyful as getting the last slice of pizza.
Wishing you a day filled with more romance than accidentally swiping left on the one.
May your Valentine’s Day be as charming as a cheesy pick-up line that actually works.
Here’s to a day filled with love, laughter, and fewer awkward silences.
Wishing you a Valentine’s Day that’s as sweet as finding forgotten money in your pocket.
May your love be as strong as coffee and your Valentine’s Day as sweet as dessert.
Here’s to a day filled with more genuine compliments and fewer cheesy card messages.
Wishing you a Valentine’s Day that’s as magical as accidentally stumbling upon a hidden gem.
May your day be filled with more heart-to-heart conversations and fewer awkward pauses.
Here’s to a Valentine’s Day as thrilling as finding out your crush likes you back.
Wishing you a day filled with more laughter than romantic comedies.
May your love life be as interesting as reading your horoscope on Valentine’s Day.
Here’s to a day filled with more genuine connections and fewer swiping left.
Wishing you a Valentine’s Day as special as the first time you held hands.
May your day be filled with more love and less awkwardness than a middle school dance.
Inspiring Funny Valentine’s Day Wishes
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the socks to my sandals, the weird to my wonderful. Happy Valentine’s Day!
They say love is blind, but I must be cupid because I see you perfectly. Happy Valentine’s Day!
We may not be Romeo and Juliet, but we can definitely be Ross and Rachel (minus the break, of course). Happy Valentine’s Day!
I love you more than Netflix loves autoplay. Happy Valentine’s Day!
You make me laugh harder than a meme marathon. Happy Valentine’s Day!
To my partner in crime (and occasional cuddle buddy), Happy Valentine’s Day!
You’re the cheese to my macaroni. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I’m so glad I swiped right on you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
You’re the Chandler to my Monica (or the Joey to my Phoebe, whichever works!). Happy Valentine’s Day!
May our love story be as epic as [insert favorite fictional couple]. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes me snort-laugh (but not during fancy dinners, please).
You’re the only person I can tolerate watching reruns with. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Thanks for putting up with my weirdness. Happy Valentine’s Day!
You’re the Beyonce to my Jay-Z (or the peanut butter to my jelly, if that’s more your style). Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes Mondays feel like Fridays.
I love you more than words can say, but also, can we order pizza tonight? Happy Valentine’s Day!
You’re the avocado toast to my brunch date. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who still laughs at my terrible jokes.
You make my heart do the salsa (and not just because I ate too much queso yesterday). Happy Valentine’s Day!
I’d climb Mount Everest for you (but maybe we can just order takeout instead). Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes even laundry day fun (sometimes).
You’re the Netflix to my chill. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I love you more than wine (and that’s saying something). Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day to the weirdo who fits perfectly with my weirdness.
You’re the best thing that ever happened to me, besides maybe pizza. Happy Valentine’s Day!
May our love story be the cheesiest, most heartwarming rom-com ever written. Happy Valentine’s Day!
You’re the only person I’d share my fries with. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes me want to be a better person (even if it’s just a little bit).
You’re the sunshine on a rainy day. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Here’s to many more adventures, inside jokes, and questionable life decisions together. Happy Valentine’s Day!
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What are some good funny Valentine’s Day wishes to send?
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly – always a sticky situation, but totally worth it.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the only person I wouldn’t mind sharing my fries with.
You’re weirder than me and I love it. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m glad you’re stuck with me, me and you.
I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying something. Happy Valentine’s Day!
You’re the cheese to my macaroni – a little cheesy, but a perfect match.
Happy Valentine’s Day to my partner in crime (and bad decisions).
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. The 1 is me, because I’m a little crazy.
You’re the Netflix to my chill. Happy Valentine’s Day!
May our love be like fine wine – get better with age and make us forget our worries.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the only person whose snoring I find endearing.
You’re the best thing I’ve ever swiped right on. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I love you even when you leave the toilet seat up. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who puts the “ugh” in “significant other.” (Just kidding! Mostly.)
You’re the Chandler to my Monica – perfectly complementary, even with the quirks.
Happy Valentine’s Day to my lobster (because apparently, that’s a thing now).
You’re the laughter to my life, even when I’m the one making all the noise.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes farting in public acceptable (to me, at least).
You’re the caffeine to my morning – I wouldn’t function without you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I love you more than words can say, but I also really appreciate you doing the dishes sometimes.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes staying in on a Friday night sound appealing.
You’re the peanut butter to my chocolate – sweet, salty, and undeniably delicious together.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who tolerates my singing (even when it’s off-key).
You’re the adventure to my everyday. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I love you more than Netflix, and that’s saying a lot. Happy Valentine’s Day!
You’re the only person I can stand being around this much. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who makes me laugh until my sides hurt (and sometimes snort).
You’re the missing piece to my puzzle, even if the picture is still a little blurry.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who gets my weird sense of humor.
I love you like nobody loves… tacos. Okay, maybe almost as much as tacos. Happy Valentine’s Day!
