As the New Year approaches, it’s the perfect time to send out well wishes and good vibes to your friends and family.
While many opt for heartfelt and inspirational messages, why not take a different approach and send some short, funny New Year wishes instead?
Adding a touch of humor to your well-wishes can help bring a smile to your loved ones’ faces and start the year off on a lighthearted note.
Whether you’re looking to send a quick text or post a hilarious meme on social media, there are plenty of short and sweet funny New Year wishes to choose from.
From witty one-liners to clever puns, these lighthearted messages are sure to bring joy and laughter to those who receive them.
So if you’re looking to spread some cheer and laughter as the clock strikes midnight, consider sending out some short funny New Year wishes to kick off the celebrations with a smile.
Short Funny New Year Wishes
Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than your holiday leftovers.
Here’s to a year with more Netflix binging and less actual jogging!
I’m still the same person I was last year, now I’m just hungover. Happy New Year!
May your coffee be strong, your wifi fast, and your bank account a mystery. Happy New Year!
New year, new me? Nah, I’m still broke and fabulous.
May your 2024 be so bright, even your phone screen gets jealous.
Cheers to another year of surviving awkward family conversations! Happy New Year!
May your boss think you’re working hard all year, just like you did on the dance floor last night.
Here’s to making the same mistakes in new and exciting ways! Happy New Year!
May your resolutions last longer than your leftovers from last year!
Wishing you a year so bright, you’ll need sunglasses indoors.
May your neighbor’s fireworks be less noisy than your stomach after the New Year’s feast!
May your 2024 Netflix binge be as successful as your New Year’s diet.
Here’s to staying up past midnight without blaming it on the time difference!
May your coffee be strong, and your resolutions be weak.
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right… or at least pretend we will!
May your bank account be as full as your social calendar on New Year’s Eve.
Wishing you a year filled with more accomplishments and fewer Wi-Fi outages.
May all your resolutions last as long as your leftovers do – at least a week!
Here’s to a new year of pretending to remember people’s names at parties.
May your resolutions be as attainable as setting the clock on the microwave.
May your New Year’s Eve kiss not be your cousin and your resolutions not be broken by February!
Here’s to a year of accidentally writing ‘2023’ on everything!
May your favorite jeans always fit and your boss never check your browser history.
Hilarious New Year Wishes
May your resolutions last longer than your phone battery on New Year’s Eve!
Here’s to a year filled with more laughter than calories in a New Year’s Eve feast!
Wishing you a New Year as bright as your neighbor’s fireworks, but without the noise complaints!
May your bank account be as full as your heart on New Year’s Day – temporarily inflated and ready to party!
New Year’s resolution: Less procrastination, more… maybe tomorrow.
May your weight loss goals be as successful as a cat’s attempt to catch its tail – entertaining but rarely achieved!
May your New Year’s Eve kisses be as epic as your last-minute party plans!
Cheers to a New Year – may your snacks be delicious, your Wi-Fi strong, and your resolutions forgotten by February!
May your coffee be strong, your jokes be funny, and your resolutions be forgotten by mid-January!
New Year’s resolution: Exercise more. Specifically, the right to hit ‘Skip Ad’ on workout videos.
Wishing you a New Year so fun that even your resolutions can’t help but join the party!
May your year be as bright as the fireworks, as loud as your neighbor’s music, and as chaotic as your group chat!
May your resolutions be as attainable as a cat’s attempt to control the weather – amusing but utterly futile!
Here’s to a New Year filled with fewer meetings, more naps, and an endless supply of snacks!
May your sense of humor be as sharp as your midnight confetti and your dance moves as questionable as your resolutions!
New Year’s resolution: Master the art of time travel so I can procrastinate yesterday!
May your New Year’s Eve party be as legendary as your ability to find matching socks!
Wishing you a year so fabulous that even your bathroom selfies get hundreds of likes!
May your resolutions be as enduring as your phone battery on New Year’s Eve – not very!
Cheers to a year of realizing that laughter is the best workout, and your coworkers are the best gym buddies!
May your year be filled with more spontaneous adventures and less awkward small talk at parties!
New Year’s resolution: Remember to write ‘2024’ on the first try – at least after February!
May your Netflix queue be as exciting as your New Year’s Eve plans!
Here’s to a year of turning ordinary moments into extraordinary memories, or at least Instagram-worthy posts!
May your troubles be as few as your unread emails after a holiday weekend!
Wishing you a New Year as bright as your favorite filter and as fun as your most hilarious autocorrect fails!
May your year be filled with more joy than the surprise puppy videos that unexpectedly appear on your timeline!
New Year’s resolution: Learn a new language, preferably one that consists entirely of emojis!
May your coffee be strong, your Wi-Fi stable, and your excuses for avoiding the gym ever more creative!
Cheers to a year of embracing your inner child – because adulting can wait until the next decade!
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Sarcastic New Year Wishes
Cheers to another year of pretending to remember everyone’s resolutions!
May your resolutions be as achievable as my morning routine – non-existent.
Wishing you a year filled with as much productivity as my cat during a nap.
May your commitment to the gym last longer than your motivation to get out of bed.
Here’s to a year where your WiFi connection is as strong as your excuses.
May your enthusiasm for the gym last longer than your favorite Netflix series binge.
May your commitment to healthy eating be stronger than your urge to order pizza.
Wishing you a year where your friends don’t discover your embarrassing Google search history.
May your resolutions be more successful than my attempts to avoid procrastination.
Cheers to a year filled with more realistic resolutions than my dating standards.
May this year bring you the perfect selfie lighting, because resolutions are best taken in good lighting.
Wishing you a year where your commitment to the gym is stronger than your love for the snooze button.
May your willpower be as strong as your WiFi signal this year.
Here’s to a year filled with more gym selfies than actual workouts.
May your commitment to a healthy lifestyle last longer than a Snapchat story.
Wishing you a year where your dedication to work is as strong as your dedication to scrolling through memes.
May your resolutions be as unbreakable as your favorite pair of sunglasses (before you sit on them).
Cheers to a year of setting the bar low enough to actually achieve your resolutions.
May your year be filled with more accomplishments than unread emails in your inbox.
Here’s to a year where your commitment to going to bed early lasts longer than your Netflix binge-watching sessions.
Wishing you a year where your enthusiasm for exercise matches your enthusiasm for the weekend.
May your resolutions be as lasting as the battery life on your phone during a road trip.
Cheers to a year filled with more follow-through and less follow-unfollow on social media.
May your commitment to cutting carbs be stronger than your cravings for midnight snacks.
Here’s to a year where your determination to save money is as strong as your urge to impulse shop.
Wishing you a year where your resolutions are more achievable than a trending TikTok challenge.
May your gym attendance be as consistent as your ability to find your car keys.
Cheers to a year of resolutions that last longer than the latest internet challenge.
May your commitment to a healthier lifestyle be stronger than your love for fast food drive-thrus.
Here’s to a year of resolutions so attainable, they practically accomplish themselves.
Short Funny New Year Wishes for Friends
Cheers to another year of bad decisions and even worse puns! Here’s to us, bud.
Forget the calendar, let’s just repeat last year’s mistakes in new and exciting ways. Happy New Year!
My New Year’s resolution is to finally learn your name… just kidding, Happy New Year anyway!
Wishing you a year full of Netflix binging and less actual jogging. You deserve it.
May your bank account be fuller than your glass on New Year’s Eve. (Okay, maybe not quite that full.)
Happy New Year! Here’s to surviving another year of adulthood together. We’re basically superheroes, right?
Let’s make this year our best year yet… at avoiding awkward eye contact with relatives at family gatherings.
May your boss think you’re working hard all year, just like you do on the New Year’s Eve dance floor. Happy New Year!
To our friendship: may it be like your internet connection – reliable, consistent, and occasionally interrupted by a cat.
Wishing you a year with more laughter than typos and more good hair days than bad coffee choices. Happy New Year!
My resolution is to be more positive. So, instead of saying you’re the worst, I’ll just say you’re slightly less awesome than usual. Happy New Year!
Forget resolutions, let’s just make a pact to keep each other sane in 2024. Deal?
Cheers to another year of questionable decisions and embarrassing stories we’ll laugh about for years to come. Happy New Year!
May your year be as smooth as your dance moves (after the third glass of champagne, at least). Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year with more adventure than scrolling through TikTok and less drama than a reality TV show. Happy New Year!
Here’s to another year of being awesomely weird together. Happy New Year, my fellow misfit!
May your dreams be bigger than your credit card bill and your laughter louder than your New Year’s hangover. Happy New Year!
Don’t worry, I won’t judge your New Year’s resolutions… until February, at least. Happy New Year!
May your 2024 be like a perfectly ripe avocado: smooth, delicious, and full of potential. Happy New Year!
Sending you wishes for a year as bright as your personality and as fun as your karaoke skills. Happy New Year!
Cheers to another year of being the dynamic duo who always shows up fashionably late and embarrassingly loud. Happy New Year!
Warning: Spending time with me in 2024 may result in uncontrollable laughter, spontaneous adventures, and questionable life choices. Proceed with caution. Happy New Year!
My New Year’s resolution is to be kinder to myself… but I can’t make any promises about being kinder to you. Just kidding (maybe). Happy New Year!
May your year be filled with more hell yeahs and less oh nos. Happy New Year!
Here’s to ignoring all our New Year’s resolutions and having a blast anyway. Cheers!
Sending you wishes for a year as epic as your sense of humor. Happy New Year!
May your coffee be strong, your wifi fast, and your memes always on point. Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year with more wins than your fantasy football team and fewer fumbles in real life. Happy New Year!
Here’s to 2024: the year we finally figure out how to adult properly… or at least fake it really well. Happy New Year!
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Short Funny New Year Wishes for Family
Wishing my family a New Year filled with fewer resolutions and more snacks!
May your resolutions last longer than the leftover holiday cookies. Happy New Year!
Here’s to a New Year full of laughter, love, and fewer family meetings about whose turn it is to do the dishes.
Cheers to a year where the only thing heavier than our holiday meals is our sense of humor!
May your New Year’s resolutions be as short-lived as our family dinners.
Hoping the only thing we break this year is the record for the most family game night victories! Happy New Year!
May your year be as bright as our family photos on social media – carefully curated and full of filters!
Wishing you a New Year with fewer family arguments and more debates about the best Netflix shows.
May the only thing spreading faster than the holiday cheer be the WiFi signal at our family gatherings. Happy New Year!
Here’s to a New Year filled with more laughter and fewer embarrassing family moments caught on camera.
May your resolutions be as achievable as finding matching socks in the family laundry pile. Happy New Year!
Hoping this year brings more family movie nights and less remote control warfare. Cheers!
May your family’s sense of humor be as strong as the coffee you’ll need to survive another year together. Happy New Year!
Wishing you a New Year with more hugs, less bugs (and viruses), and endless family fun!
May your year be as drama-free as our family group chat (if that’s even possible). Happy New Year!
Here’s to a year filled with joy, laughter, and fewer awkward family gatherings. Cheers to 2024!
May your New Year be as bright and shiny as the dishes right after our family potluck dinners!
Wishing my family a year of happiness, health, and fewer eye rolls during our family meetings.
May your year be filled with more ‘LOLs’ and fewer ‘Ughs’ from our family WhatsApp group. Happy New Year!
Here’s to a year of new beginnings and fewer family discussions about who finished the last piece of cake.
May your resolutions be more successful than our attempts at taking a ‘perfect’ family photo. Happy New Year!
Wishing my family a New Year filled with more smiles and less sibling rivalry. Cheers to a fantastic 2024!
May your year be as joyful as our family dog chasing its tail – without the dizziness! Happy New Year!
Here’s to a year of family game nights where the only thing getting bruised is our egos. Happy New Year!
May your resolutions be as strong as our family bonds. Cheers to a fabulous New Year!
Wishing my family a year of laughter, love, and fewer burnt dinners. Happy New Year!
May your year be as sweet as the desserts at our family gatherings – without the calories! Happy New Year!
Here’s to a New Year filled with more inside jokes and fewer awkward silences at family dinners.
May your resolutions be as enduring as our family traditions. Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year of joy, laughter, and fewer moments that make us question our family genetics. Happy New Year!
What are some best short funny New Year wishes?
May your resolutions last longer than your leftovers from last year!
Here’s to a new year of pretending to remember people’s names at parties!
New Year’s resolution: Less procrastination, more… nah, I’ll think about it later!
May your gym membership and your enthusiasm for it last longer this year!
Wishing you a new year filled with fewer passwords to remember and more WiFi!
New Year’s resolution: Eat more chocolate. It’s the only resolution you can keep and enjoy simultaneously!
May all your resolutions last as long as your battery on New Year’s Eve!
Here’s to a new year of pretending to understand cryptocurrency!
May your sense of humor be as bright as your holiday lights this year!
New Year, same old me – just more experienced at being awesome!
Wishing you a year with less dieting and more ice cream!
May your cat videos bring you more joy than any resolution ever could!
New Year’s resolution: Find more time to nap. It’s all about self-care!
Cheers to a new year of accidentally writing the wrong date on everything!
May your resolutions be as achievable as finding your keys in the morning rush!
New Year’s resolution: Embrace your imperfections – they’re what make you interesting!
Here’s to a new year filled with laughter, love, and fewer Zoom meetings!
May your favorite jeans fit better in the coming year, but may you never sacrifice pizza for it!
New Year, new excuse to use ‘Ctrl+Z’ on life’s mistakes – if only it were that easy!
Wishing you a year of success, happiness, and discovering new hiding spots for snacks!
May your coffee be strong, your resolutions be achievable, and your WiFi always be strong!
New Year’s resolution: Perfect the art of taking the perfect selfie – at the first attempt!
Here’s to a year of fewer notifications and more quality time with loved ones (or your couch).
May your days be as bright as your screen on New Year’s Eve – but with less battery anxiety!
New Year’s resolution: Master the art of saying ‘no’ to extra commitments, except when it comes to dessert!
Wishing you a year filled with moments so good they should be Instagrammed!
May your resolutions be as strong as your WiFi signal – no dropouts allowed!
Here’s to a new year of accidentally typing ‘2023’ until at least February!
New Year’s resolution: Embrace the chaos – it’s more fun that way!
May your year be filled with so much laughter that your abs make a surprise appearance by the end of it!
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