90 Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend to Make Her Day!

There are many funny birthday wishes for girlfriends out there, so you’re sure to find the perfect one for her! Whether she wants to hear about your plans for the day or just get a good laugh, these wishes will make her day!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

  • Remember that age is just a number… just a really, REALLY high one in your case!
  • You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
  • At least you’re not as old as you will be next year… if you make it!
  • Wishing a mirthful birthday to the coolest and the sassiest girlfriend in the world. I get so involved in your birthday bash preparation and am excited to enjoy it that sometimes I forget it’s your birthday celebration, not mine. I am more than glad to have you in my little world!
  • Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
  • If you look back through all the years you’ve lived, the first thing you’ll notice is that you need a telescope.
  • I regret to inform you that your childhood has EXPIRED.
  • This SMS is free of extra fat, cholesterol, and additives. It is totally organic, but it is full of sugar. This is as sweet as the person reading it. Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!
  • Here you will find collections of Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Girlfriend. We have made images for you, which is very funny and cute. By the way, we have already posted Romantic Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend.
  • Another year older and you’re one step closer to getting those Velcro shoes!
  • Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake.
  • Don’t worry about your age. You are still younger than your next birthday. Have a special Celebration, my girl.
  • Hey girlfriend, I was scratching my head to rope in the best birthday gift for you but I couldn’t find any except beauty products. The pace at which you are getting wrinkles, no birthday gift is better than the beauty products to hide your terrible wrinkles. Happy birthday to my spicy like a chili girlfriend!
  • As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
  • On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there. Happy Birthday
Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

Cute Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

A birthday is a special day for someone, and it’s even more special when it’s your girlfriend’s. So, to make her birthday as special as possible, here are some Cute Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend.

  • Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. Happiest Birthday Girlfriend
  • Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!
  • Just remember the more candles on the cake, the bigger the cake you’ll get! Now who’s laughing?
  • Party like there is no tomorrow. Just be responsible! Happy Birthday, my Queen!
  • Earlier I wished that your entire wish comes true this year. Then I thought that if your all dreams come true this year, then there will be no dream left for Next year. Be economical in your wishes! Happy B-Day, lovely!
  • Too many birthdays can severely damage your health.
  • Happy Birthday! Have a rest like a queen; love like Juliet; value yourself as the priceless diamond! Enjoy every moment! Remember that you have only one life and no one will make your mistakes for you! Now it’s time to dream and try!
  • You’re the berry best, so here’s wishing you a berry happy birthday!
  • If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!
  • So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays have lived the longest life on the earth. So happy B-Day, Honey Girl!
  • Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Sorry! Happy Birthday my Queen.
  • Don’t worry about your age… alcohol will make it all better!
  • Look at my delicious cake. I know you love cakes so let’s finish it together.
  • As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again.
  • We all knew this day was coming. It’s best to just suck it up and accept it’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public.

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Long Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

  • Hey darling, I know how much you love to eat sweets but your body fat is slowly and steadily dominating your love for sweet things. Give yourself the best birthday gift of fitness before the jokes on your fatty body starts going viral on the Internet. Happy birthday, love!
  • My adorable girlfriend, I have made so many jokes on your birthdays in the past that I have leftover with none. Please do something out of the league or something utterly different so that I can continue my streak of making the jokes out of you. Fun apart, god bless you, and have an astonishing birthday celebration!
  • Your birthday cake is soft and not like you. You are like a tomato, which is red from outside but sour inside. That is how you are and yet I am bearing you as my girlfriend. By the way happy birthday! Prettiest you are my love.
  • People may not find out ever that not only you are an exceptional beauty but also a person with an excessively funny side. Just be yourself and do what you love doing because you will be left with no energy pretty soon. Happy birthday to my quirky girlfriend. Let’s have a blasting birthday bash!
  • When I first met you I used to appreciate your hairs which were smooth when touched slip from hands but now as you are aging and we are continuously celebrating your birthday it more feels like a spider’s web dear. I don’t like it all! Happy birthday my girlfriend! You are always beautiful my love!
  • You are beautiful, smart and cutest but you need a lot of pampering which is like an emotional burnout for me. I am gifting you this beautiful puppy which will lick your cheeks every day. Happy birthday my cutest girlfriend! Don’t mind dear I am always there for you.
  • Before girlfriend my life was simple and after girlfriend my life is complex. That is how one understands the simplicity and complexity of life. And my greatest mistake you are my girlfriend! Wishing happy birthday my greatest mistake girlfriend! By the way I want to tell you have filled my life with love. Thank you.
  • The pain of unemployment is nothing, the pain of struggle is nothing and even the pain of having no money is nothing in front of the pain of having a girlfriend. Choose your girlfriend wisely my fellas! Happy birthday my unlove love! By the way my love is always there for you.
  • There is no problem in celebrating girlfriend’s birthday but the problem is they come very soon, sometimes on every month and as you go older in relationship; you have to celebrate them weekly. Happy birthday my love! You are just beyond this world!
  • When you get into a relationships with a girl, who gradually becomes your girlfriend. Then you must understand and submit to one fact that you are predestined not to win from her. This is the secret of happy relationship with girlfriend. Happy birthday my love! You are an amazing woman m love. May you always be!
  • Hey sweetheart, I have yet to find someone who is as random, vivid, and swash-buckling as you are. It is impossible to even for God to figure out what you are going to do in the next moment. You are a fire that I love to embrace all the time. I hope you have a crazy birthday celebration!
  • Hey sweetheart, I am really worried about you despite it being your birthday today. I mean the number of candles on your birthday cake is increasing at a very rapid rate. On your birthday, I wish god to retrieve your youthfulness and liveliness. Happy birthday to my slowly growing old girlfriend!
  • Darling, today is your day to relish the day like a queen. Go to some beauty parlor, have a stunning makeover, and arrive at your birthday bash like some movie star. However, I cannot guarantee everyone will be waiting for you desperately except me. Happy birthday, my love!
  • I swear to god I cannot tolerate if anyone calls you aunty or granny on your birthday bash. I mean, maybe for others you look like an aged woman but you are no less than an angel to me. Have a dazzling birthday celebration, my forever princes.
  • Mighty congratulations to my drop-dead gorgeous girlfriend for turning one more year older, wiser, and crankier as well. If you feel like you are getting old and fragile, just drink alcohol and forget what everyone says to you. Happy birthday girlfriend and I love you to the moon and back.
  • Love is sweet pain, that if you have yet you are in the pain and if you don’t have yet you are in the pain. And darling my love you are that pain of which sometimes I think to escape from! Wishing happy birthday my love! May we forever be inseparable!
Long Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

Short Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

Thank you for being my best friend for the past 9 years. I don’t know what I would do without you. You’ve been there for me when no one else was, and I love you for that. Happy birthday, and I hope you have a wonderful day. I’m so grateful to have you in my life. Here are some Short Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend to make your day a little bit better.

  • If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one! Happy Birthday!
  • Wishing you birthday vibes so strong they make your birthday cake shake!
  • You know what they say – age is just a number. But I think it’s more like an exclamation point on how amazing you are! Happy birthday, baby!
  • Ready, set, party! Have a wild and fun birthday celebration this year!
  • It takes lots of birthday candles to truly capture your beauty, so let’s get started!
  • Welcome to the club – now you can complain about how things were better “back in your day”. Have a great birthday!
  • Wishing you a birthday so awesome it’s practically illegal.
  • Aging is just a number – and your number looks great! Have an unforgettable birthday!
  • You’re the sparkliest person I know, so have a sparkling birthday! Sending lots of love and hugs on your special day – because that’s what birthdays are all about!
  • Here’s to the birthday girl who is never afraid to take risks and always turns heads!
  • You can’t stop time but you can have plenty of fun while it ticks away! Happy Birthday the most wonderful person and amazing girlfriend in the whole world!
  • Here’s to another year of staying fabulous and fabulousness!
  • Wishing I could have been around when you made your first wish on your birthday cake. Happy Birthday, gorgeous girl!
  • You can’t turn back time, but you can always make the most of it. Have a wonderful birthday!
  • Happy birthday to someone who has the key to my heart! Now please unlock it so I can get some birthday cake.
  • Another year older and another reason to celebrate you!
  • May all your birthday wishes come true (except the ones that involve me getting older).
  • Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter, joy, and cake – the three most important things in life.

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What are some heart-touching birthday wishes for a girlfriend?

  • I have one offer for you, my dear. Can I give you a million kisses and hugs for all next year? You know how much I love you. Hope you’ll accept it. Happy birthday queen of kisses!
  • Today I found a clown inside you! I’m just kidding! You bring so much happiness and fun in my life, and you are the most special person for me, darling. Wishing you a very happy Birthday.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue; I hope this birthday is as special as you!
  • Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…
  • Happy birthday my love! For me, you are like the most fragrant, sophisticated, and tender rose! Let me be your gardener and guard who will always protect you from the evil. I wish you all the best, my rose: grow up in prosperity under the sun and never fade!
  • Happy Birthday, Babe! All we know that you have the attractiveness of a cute Little Mermaid and the skills of a Good Fairy. So let me stay your pleasant Prince forever. And besides, let the power of your charm defeats all the evil Witches in your life!
  • Congratulations on getting slightly older! Happy Birthday Love. Love You so much
  • Well done – you have still been alive for several years!
  • I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing! Happy Birthday Love
  • Tomorrow will not be your special day anymore, so do not waste any minute of it! Happy B-Day!
  • Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

What are some cute birthday wishes to impress my girlfriend?

You mean everything to me, and I couldn’t imagine my life without you by my side. So I want to say a few things to you that I hope will make your birthday truly special.

First, I want to tell you how much I love and appreciate you. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Second, I want to say thank you for always being there for me. You’ve been a rock during some really tough times, and I couldn’t ask for more from a partner.

Lastly, I just want to say that I really appreciate all the time you spend with me. I know it can be tough to carve out some time for yourself, but I really appreciate it. Happy birthday, my love. I hope you have a day that’s as wonderful as you are to me.

Here are some ideas that will help you to get started:

  • Happy birthday to the woman who brightens my life like a birthday candle lights up a cake!
  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Nothing will change. I love you. Happy birthday to the most beautiful girl in the world. Kisses!
  • Every birthday makes us one year older, but someone told me that a good kiss could stop the time. Let me try to kiss you at your B-Day party, baby?
  • Happy birthday – So far, this is the oldest you’ve ever been!
  • On your Birthday, I wish you get stuffs like fun, romance, love, peace, and friendship. These are all the things which are free of cost and free of fat.
  • Have a birthday that will go down in the books – literally!
  • Have you checked the number of candles on your birthday cake? You have to blow the entire candle by sniffing. Happy Birthday, Candle Queen!
  • Wishing you a birthday filled with enough birthday candles to light up your special day! May all your wishes and dreams come true!
  • You age like a fine cheese, so have an extra cheesy birthday!
  • I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now… you’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.
  • Every time I see you my heart burns, and I fall in love with you again and again! Happy B-day, beautiful!
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