Looking back on your relationship, you have shared some really great laughs and some really tough times. When you look back at all of the memories you have of each other, you can’t help but feel that your love for each other has only grown stronger. Here are a few funny anniversary wishes to show how much you appreciate all the good times you have had together:
Funny Anniversary Wishes
- Married life is much like a deck of cards. You start off needing only two hearts and a diamond. The more years pass, you’ll just wish that you have a club and a spade instead!
- One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.
- Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.
- They say marriage is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get with him!
- Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you complete the sentence of my marriage.
- Marriage is a battlefield where the wife always wins. Wishing you so many victories ahead! Happy anniversary!
- Marriage is a journey that takes you from ‘you are the best I’ve ever known to ‘you are good for nothing. Happy anniversary!
- Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me.
- My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!
- Life is too short to be in a long-lasting marriage. Isn’t it, darling? Happy anniversary!
- With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered to my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. A solemn, happy anniversary!
- I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.
- I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary, dear!
- My husband is a solvent with a low boiling point. But, when I kiss him, his anger evaporates. Happy anniversary, my other half.
- On this very day, I scribbled my name on the tombstone of marriage. Surprisingly, my wife has made my afterlife awfully delightful. Happy anniversary!
- Marriage is a great bond between one who remembers everything and one who forgets!
- If love is an amazing dream, then marriage is the alarm clock.
- My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.
- Happy anniversary to two friends who mean the world to me.
- They say a happy marriage makes you live longer. Looks like you’re going to live forever!
- And there was me thinking you would grow old alone. Now you’re old and married!
- I have learned that marriage is a boxing ring. thank you, partner, for smacking some sense into me. love you
- We wish you nothing but the best for your future together.
Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband
Whether you’re celebrating your first anniversary, your fifth, or even your hundredth, these funny anniversary wishes will get you in the mood for a fun day. Here are some of the best and funniest anniversary wishes for your husband that will make him laugh and remember your anniversary together with a smile:
- Whenever I see two of you, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive and writing sonnets about your romance. Happy anniversary to both of you! Never change.
- You’re like a live wire because whenever I’m around you, I can feel the sparks of love. Happy anniversary!
- I want to spend the rest of my life waking you up at midnight to show you more cat videos. Happy anniversary dear!
- I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.
- Marriage is a commitment where one person is always right, and the other is just called the husband!
- My wife is a delightful cook. She really knows how to stir those emotions in the pot of our marriage. Happy anniversary.
- I remember seeing lovebirds at the national zoo here. You guys remind me of that. Happy anniversary!
- Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
- Marriage is like a soap opera that you make fun of on social media, but you still have to watch because your mom likes it!
- You are the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!
- You may have a lot of complaints about me, but darling trust me, they are just as useless as you are. Happy anniversary!
- I wanted to take you to a restaurant, then I realized no chef could cook better than you. Let’s celebrate this day with a candlelight dinner at home!
- Marriage is a relationship between two people in love where the other is always right and the other is called a husband.
- On our wedding anniversary, I just want to give you a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary!
- Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works & wife shops.
- A wedding is a combination of love, trust, compromise, tolerance and strength. The order of these depends on how long you’ve been married!
- If I commit suicide, you’ll be the first suspect on the list. Happy anniversary my love!
- Congratulations! For killing all the spiders in the house for yet another year.
- Happy anniversary! I hope you continue to make great memories, despite starting to lose yours.
- You are always right, and I’m always wrong. That’s why you chose me, and I chose you. Happy anniversary!
- Marriage Isa journey that takes you from ‘you are the best I’ve ever known to ‘you are good for nothing. Happy anniversary!
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Funny Anniversary Wishes to Wife
- Today, I celebrate the day you finally gave up on trying to find a better man than me. Happy anniversary my love!
- I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
- Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.
- Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.
- You could be anyone you wanted to be, but you chose to be an actor just like me. Happy anniversary my friend.
- Marriage is a healthy workshop, where the husband works and the wife forever shops! Happy anniversary!
- Your one year trial is now over. Please upgrade to the Parent Package to continue!
- Happy anniversary from the nicest person you’ll ever meet in your life. Be thankful for my presence in your!
- They say there is a cover for every single pot, and you’ve found yours! Congratulations!
- Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade! Happy anniversary!
- Marriage is when the two of you become one. The trouble starts when you try to decide which one.
- Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I wanted a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!
- Here’s to another year of loving each other and laughing at each other for choosing the wrong partners. Happy anniversary.
- Congratulations, you’ve tested positive for being the best couple ever!
- Luckily, (husband name) had learned the five magic words which are the key to a successful marriage… I’m sorry, it’s my fault! Happy anniversary!
- Looks like you’ve got it all figured out. Husband wears the pants, and wife controls the bank accounts!
Funny Anniversary Wishes for Friends
Funny anniversary wishes for friends can help make all of your memories a little more special. Whether you’ve been through struggles together or just enjoy each other’s company, here are some hilarious anniversary wishes for friends:
- You know, your marriage won’t be blessed if you don’t invite your friends to your anniversary. From the deepest corners of my heart, your guardian angel wishes you both a happy anniversary.
- Happy anniversary to the best married couple I know! And the only married couple I know.
- I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in that comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary!
- Marriage is finding that one person who puts up with your drama, admires your weirdness, and still tells you they love you at the end of the day.
- No matter how hard life gets, at least you have each other! Happy anniversary!
- On this special day, I want you to know that you are the sweetest man I have ever known. I wish I could pour you in a cup of hot coffee and eat you alive!
- If Love is a dream you don’t want to wake up to, Marriage is a COMA that you can’t wake up to! Happy anniversary!
- On your anniversary, I want you to know how much I love annoying you. Thank you for putting up with me, my dear.
- Thank you for marrying me and giving me a chance, To scream at you whenever I feel, And I am sure I have you to do the same in the future. So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary.
- To keep your marriage strong and your wife happy, admit it whenever you’re wrong and shut up whenever you’re right. Happy anniversary to my wife, by the way!
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What to say on anniversary?
- When someone is murdered, the spouse is always investigated first. Remember that!
- Happy anniversary to my wife. Yep, you’re still the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
- Congratulations on being together for…however long you’ve been together.
- A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.
- Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.
- My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
- Happy anniversary from someone who knows way too much about the ups and downs of your marriage!
- The greatest accomplishment you’ve made is staying married for this long! Achievement unlocked, friend.
- If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it again. This time, do it just like the way your wife told you to!
- The day I got married, I tore the calendar in half. It was because I wanted to share my days with you. Happy anniversary.
- Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.
How do you wish a happy anniversary?
Whether you’re celebrating your first anniversary or your tenth, we hope this year has been everything you hoped it would be. We hope you’ve loved every minute of every day, and that your anniversary has been just as special to you as it has been to us. Here are a few things we hope you remember about your anniversary:
1. How much you’ve loved each other over the years.
2. The fun you’ve had together, both big and small.
3. All of the memories that have been created together.
4. The bond you’ve built over time.
We hope these memories will stay with you always, and that they’ll serve as a reminder of how much you mean to each other. We want to wish you a happy anniversary, and hope that this year is as wonderful as you’ve dreamed it would be.
Here are some more ideas that will help you to get started:
- Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.
- Cheers to two imperfect pieces that fit perfectly together.
- Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
- My wife is a delightful cook. She really knows how to stir those emotions in the pot of our marriage. Happy anniversary!
- I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.
- Happy anniversary, always knew you could do it!
- Marriage is full of surprises, but it’s mainly asking one another: Do you need to do that right now? Happy anniversary!
- Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.
- My wife has made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy anniversary, my lovely demon.
- My friend, I would like to congratulate you on taking good care of your adopted overgrown male partner. Happy anniversary and keep up the excellent job.