As the New Year approaches, it’s time to start thinking about how to make it a memorable one for our friends.
One way to kick off the year with laughter and joy is by sending funny New Year wishes to our best friends.
We all know that laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to start the year than with a good laugh?
Whether it’s sharing hilarious memes, inside jokes, or simply expressing our heartfelt wishes in a witty and humorous way, sending funny New Year wishes to our best friend is guaranteed to bring a smile to their face.
This article is packed with a variety of funny New Year wishes that you can use as inspiration to create your own or simply send as is.
From puns and witty one-liners to lighthearted and humorous well-wishes, there’s something for every type of friendship.
So, let’s spread some joy and laughter as we welcome the New Year with our best friend by our side.
Funny New Year Wishes for Best Friend
May your resolutions last longer than your leftovers from last year – Happy New Year!
Here’s to a year filled with fewer typos in our texts and more laughter in our conversations. Happy New Year, my grammar-loving friend!
Wishing you a New Year that’s as bright and shiny as your favorite sequined dress – and may your resolutions be just as dazzling!
Here’s to a year filled with more laughter, less stress, and fewer embarrassing autocorrects. Happy New Year, my hilarious friend!
May your Instagram be filled with less drama and more llama – because, really, who can resist a cute llama pic? Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year as fantastic as the pizza delivery arriving in under 30 minutes. Happy New Year, my fast and fabulous friend!
May your 2024 be so amazing that even your smartphone claps in applause. Happy New Year!
Here’s to a year filled with more accomplishments and fewer notifications that your storage is almost full. Happy New Year, my tech-savvy friend!
May your resolutions be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal and your willpower as unbreakable as your phone screen. Happy New Year!
Cheers to a year where your bank account is as full as your camera roll – overflowing with amazing memories. Happy New Year, my shutterbug friend!
May all your resolutions last as long as the battery life on your smartphone – Happy New Year!
Wishing you a New Year that’s as sparkling as your sense of humor and as bright as your smile. Let the laughter continue!
May your New Year’s Eve kisses be as sweet as your favorite dessert – and may your resolutions be just as satisfying!
Here’s to a year with more money than bad dates, and more free drinks than awkward silences. Happy New Year, partner in crime!
Wishing you a year where your Netflix queue shrinks faster than your bank account on Black Friday. Happy binge-watching!
May your New Year’s resolutions be like cockroaches – impossible to fully eradicate, but weirdly resilient. Cheers!
Here’s to a year with more selfies that actually deserve a filter, and fewer nights spent glued to them. Happy clicking!
Wishing you a year where your workout goals last longer than your gym membership. No pressure, though. Happy (eventually) sculpted bod!
May your New Year be as smooth as your dance moves (after the third margarita, at least). Happy grooving!
Let’s raise a glass to surviving another year of my terrible jokes. Here’s to 2024, may your tolerance grow stronger!
Wishing you a year where your love life sizzles hotter than our late-night gossip sessions. Happy sparks, my friend!
May your New Year be filled with more travel stamps than laundry stains, and fewer missed flights than spontaneous adventures. Happy globetrotting!
Here’s to a year with more reasons to celebrate than hangovers to recover from. Happy bubbly-filled 2024!
Wishing you a year where your bank account sings like Beyoncé, and your credit card debt stays on silent mode. Happy spending (responsibly)!
May your New Year be as epic as our friendship, complete with embarrassing stories, inside jokes, and enough laughter to fuel a rocket launch. Happy bonding!
Let’s raise a toast to surviving another year of adulting. It wasn’t always pretty, but we did it together. Cheers to messy buns and bad decisions!
Unique Funny New Year Wishes for Best Friend
May your resolutions last longer than your leftovers from last year! Happy New Year, bestie!
Here’s to a year filled with more laughter and less laundry. Happy New Year, my partner in crime!
Wishing you a year so fabulous that even your coffee is jealous! Happy New Year, dear friend!
May your troubles be as short-lived as your New Year’s resolutions. Cheers to a hilarious year ahead!
This year, may your snacks be bigger, your naps longer, and your Wi-Fi stronger. Happy New Year, lazy buddy!
May your weight loss goals be as successful as my midnight snack cravings! Happy New Year, workout buddy!
Here’s to embracing more weirdness and creating unforgettable memories. Happy New Year, my wonderfully strange friend!
May your sense of humor be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal in the coming year. Happy New Year, jokester!
Wishing you 365 days of good hair days and zero days of bad selfies. Happy New Year, selfie expert!
May your resolutions be as achievable as finding the TV remote after a Netflix binge. Happy New Year, couch potato!
May your social media accounts be filled with more likes and fewer unflattering tagged photos. Happy New Year, selfie queen!
Here’s to a year filled with more spontaneous adventures and fewer canceled plans. Happy New Year, adventure buddy!
May your favorite jeans be as forgiving as your best friends when you make questionable decisions. Happy New Year, partner in crime!
May your playlist be as cool as you think you are. Happy New Year, music maestro!
Wishing you a year of more funny cat videos and fewer political debates. Happy New Year, internet connoisseur!
May your 2024 be filled with more champagne toasts and fewer hangover ghosts. Happy New Year, partner in (slightly questionable) crime!
Here’s to a New Year with more laughter than Netflix glitches and more money than typos in my texts. Wishing you the best, you weirdo!
May your bank account be as full as your Instagram story in 2024. Happy New Year to the king/queen of FOMO!
Wishing you a New Year where your dating life isn’t more tragic than a rom-com written by a cat. May the odds be ever in your favor!
Cheers to a New Year with fewer bad hair days and more opportunities to rock that fabulous outfit you keep hidden in the back of your closet. Slay, queen!
In 2024, may your love life be hotter than your hot takes on reality TV. Happy New Year, fellow gossip connoisseur!
Wishing you a New Year where your only drama is deciding between pizza or tacos for dinner. May your troubles be as small as your attention span!
Here’s to a New Year filled with more travel adventures and fewer awkward encounters with your ex on a foreign beach. Cheers to new horizons!
In 2024, may your procrastination skills reach Olympic levels, but only for the truly important things, like cleaning your apartment. Happy New Year, my fellow champion of delayed deadlines!
Wishing you a New Year where your selfies are as flawless as your filters make you believe. May you always shine, both online and off!
Here’s to a New Year with more karaoke nights and fewer attempts at interpretive dance. May your inner rockstar shine bright!
In 2024, may your shopping sprees be fueled by magic money trees and your credit card limit remain a distant memory. Happy New Year, you shopaholic extraordinaire!
Wishing you a New Year where your cooking skills finally graduate from burnt toast to edible ramen. May the kitchen be your playground!
Here’s to a New Year with more Netflix marathons and fewer existential crises about the meaning of life. May your couch be your throne!
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Funny New Year Wishes for Friends
May your resolutions last longer than your leftovers from last night!
Here’s to a New Year full of new excuses for not going to the gym!
May your Netflix binge-watching skills reach new heights in 2024!
May your boss never discover your real skill – browsing memes at lightning speed!
Wishing you a year filled with more awkward silences and less group video call mishaps.
May your coffee be strong, your Wi-Fi be stable, and your patience be infinite in the year ahead!
Cheers to a year where your phone autocorrects your mistakes, but your life doesn’t!
May your snacks be ever crunchy and your resolutions be a little less cheesy!
Here’s to another year of pretending to understand cryptocurrency!
May your friends and family forgive you for all the times you replied with k in the group chat.
Wishing you a New Year with fewer Zoom meetings and more face-to-face interactions—preferably without any embarrassing moments!
May your Wi-Fi signal be as strong as your selfie game in the coming year!
May your resolutions be as achievable as setting an easy level on your favorite video game!
In the New Year, may your pet finally learn to fetch your dreams instead of just toys.
May your favorite celebrity reply to your tweets, your crush slide into your DMs, and your pizza delivery always be on time!
May your New Year be as bright as your questionable fashion choices, but way less flammable.
Cheers to another year of bad puns, questionable decisions, and making memories we’ll probably deny later. Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year with more hell yeahs and less what was I thinking? moments. Happy 2024!
May your New Year be as smooth as your dance moves (at least after the third margarita).
Here’s to hoping your resolutions last longer than your gym membership this time. Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year filled with more laughter than awkward silences after you tell that one story again.
May your bank account be as full as your social calendar (which, let’s be honest, will probably be empty anyway).
Here’s to surviving another year together, you crazy bunch. You’re like the glitter that I can’t quite get rid of, but wouldn’t want to anyway. Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year where your online dating finally goes beyond awkward swipes and ghosting. May the algorithm gods be with you!
May your New Year be as epic as that time we… wait, maybe we shouldn’t talk about that. Happy 2024!
Cheers to another year of bad karaoke, questionable life choices, and proving that friendship can survive even the worst hangovers.
Wishing you a year with more Netflix binges and less actual adulting. You deserve it!
May your New Year be as drama-free as a reality show without any producers. (Okay, maybe not that drama-free.)
Here’s to a year where your hair goals are finally achieved, unless you’re going for the rooster who just got electrocuted look. Then keep rocking it!
Wishing you a year with more champagne toasts and less burnt toast (unless burnt toast is your jam, then go for it).
May your New Year be as lit as the disco ball we bought on a whim at that sketchy gas station.
Funny New Year Wishes for Best Friend Female
May your resolutions last longer than your leftover holiday cookies!
Here’s to a New Year filled with fewer calories, more laughter, and the occasional yoga pose (or not).
May your 2024 be so bright that you need sunglasses just to scroll through your Instagram feed.
Wishing you a New Year as fabulous as your wardrobe and as drama-free as your cat.
May your coffee be strong, your resolutions be achievable, and your chocolate stash be endless!
Cheers to another year of pretending to understand the rules of football and mastering the art of snack consumption during game night.
May your hair be as fabulous as your personality and your resolutions as easily achievable as finding the perfect filter for your selfies.
New Year’s resolution: Convince Siri to answer all your calls with, Hello, fabulous!
May your boss be as understanding as your stretchy pants and your coworkers as amusing as your favorite cat memes.
May your New Year be as bright as your questionable fashion choices, but way less flammable.
Cheers to another year of bad puns, questionable decisions, and making memories we’ll probably deny later. Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year with more hell yeahs and less what was I thinking? moments. Happy 2024!
May your New Year be as smooth as your dance moves (at least after the third margarita).
Here’s to hoping your resolutions last longer than your gym membership this time. Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year filled with more laughter than awkward silences after you tell that one story again.
May your bank account be as full as your social calendar (which, let’s be honest, will probably be empty anyway).
Here’s to surviving another year together, you crazy bunch. You’re like the glitter that I can’t quite get rid of, but wouldn’t want to anyway. Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year where your online dating finally goes beyond awkward swipes and ghosting. May the algorithm gods be with you!
May your New Year be as epic as that time we… wait, maybe we shouldn’t talk about that. Happy 2024!
Cheers to another year of bad karaoke, questionable life choices, and proving that friendship can survive even the worst hangovers.
Wishing you a year with more Netflix binges and less actual adulting. You deserve it!
May your New Year be as drama-free as a reality show without any producers. (Okay, maybe not that drama-free.)
Here’s to a year where your hair goals are finally achieved, unless you’re going for the rooster who just got electrocuted look. Then keep rocking it!
Wishing you a year with more champagne toasts and less burnt toast (unless burnt toast is your jam, then go for it).
May your New Year be as lit as the disco ball we bought on a whim at that sketchy gas station.
Cheers to another year of spontaneous adventures, questionable food choices, and proving that you can’t buy class, but you can definitely rent a limo.
Wishing you a year where your love life finally stops being the punchline of our jokes. (No offense, we still love you anyway!)
May your New Year be as successful as your attempts at mastering TikTok dances. (Spoiler alert: they’re hilarious.)
Here’s to a year where your travel plans don’t end up being another night on the couch with takeout. Unless that’s your plan, then couch it is!
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Short Funny New Year Wishes
May your New Year’s resolutions last longer than your leftover champagne.
Here’s to a year with more Netflix binging and less actual jogging.
Wishing you a year as successful as your fantasy football team and fewer fumbles in real life.
May your boss think you’re working hard all year, just like you do on the New Year’s Eve dance floor.
Wishing you a New Year’s Eve party so epic, even your camera roll can’t handle the memories.
May your new year be less Monday morning and more vacation sunrise.
Let’s raise a glass to finally understanding time zones in 2024. Cheers!
In 2024, may your bad habits be as easy to quit as that gym membership you bought in January.
Wishing you a New Year filled with more laughter than awkward grocery store small talk.
May your coffee be strong, your Mondays short, and your New Year’s resolutions even shorter.
Let’s ring in the New Year with enough cheer to make even grumpy old Mr. Scrooge do a jig.
Here’s to a year with fewer Zoom meetings and more actual napping.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the New Year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
Wishing you a New Year as fabulous as your lipstick collection and as bold as your choices.
May your 2024 be like a glass of bubbly: sparkling, celebratory, and hopefully not giving you a headache the next day.
In the spirit of New Year’s resolutions, I promise to stop judging your terrible karaoke singing. Cheers!
Wishing you a year with more aha moments and fewer what was I thinking situations.
May your New Year be as sweet as your dessert choices and as delightful as your witty comebacks.
Here’s to a year where your bank account looks as healthy as your houseplants (no pressure!).
Wishing you a New Year with more success stories than that one time you aced a pop quiz by sheer luck.
May your 2024 be like your Netflix queue: full of endless possibilities and zero commitment.
Cheers to a New Year with fewer traffic jams and more spontaneous adventures.
In the spirit of the New Year, may your hair and teeth, face-lift, abs, and stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, cholesterol, and white blood count not rise.
Wishing you a year where your online dating profile finally attracts someone as amazing as you are.
May your 2024 be filled with more champagne toasts and fewer spilled drinks (no promises on my end).
Here’s to a New Year where your love life is as fire as your Instagram game.
Wishing you a year with more sunshine and fewer rainy Mondays.
May your 2024 be the year you finally master that TikTok dance, or at least laugh at yourself trying.
Cheers to a New Year filled with good vibes, good friends, and maybe even a little bit of good luck.
Remember, even though another year has passed, your sense of humor is still timeless. Happy New Year!
What are some best funny New Year wishes for your best friend?
May your resolutions last longer than your leftovers from last night’s party! Happy New Year, my forever procrastinating friend!
Here’s to another year of questionable decisions and epic adventures. Happy New Year, partner in crime!
May your troubles last as long as your resolutions – not very! Wishing you a hilarious and happy New Year!
Cheers to another year of pretending to be adults! Happy New Year, my partner in never-growing-up.
May all your resolutions last as long as your leftovers – at least until the end of January! Happy New Year, buddy!
May the coming year be as bright and shiny as your favorite memes. Happy New Year, meme master!
New Year, new resolutions. Let’s bet on how long it takes for us to break them. Wishing you a year full of laughter and inevitable broken promises!
May your 2024 be filled with more laughter, less stress, and fewer embarrassing moments – but who are we kidding? Happy New Year, my friend!
Wishing you a year full of love, joy, and fewer typos in your texts! Happy New Year, my grammar-challenged buddy!
May your bank account be as full as your heart, and may your resolutions be as empty as your fridge on January 1st! Happy New Year!
New Year, same old friends – lucky me! Here’s to another year of unforgettable moments with you, my partner in crime.
May your Wi-Fi be strong, your coffee be hot, and your New Year’s resolutions be completely forgettable! Cheers to a fabulous year ahead!
Here’s to a year filled with more laughter, less drama, and fewer embarrassing moments caught on camera. Happy New Year, my friend!
May your troubles be less, your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door – along with the pizza delivery! Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year so sweet, even your dentist gets jealous! Happy New Year, my sugar-loving friend!
Wishing you a year with more aha moments and fewer what was I thinking situations. Stay brilliantly you!
My New Year’s resolution was to drop my bad habits, but hey, no one likes a quitter. Let’s rock 2024 together!
May your new year be as lit as the fireworks you almost set your hair on fire with last year. Happy (slightly singed) 2024!
Remember, they say you should laugh until your sides hurt. So cheers to a year of questionable jokes and belly laughs!
Wishing you a year where your social media feed explodes with pictures of epic adventures, not burnt dinners. May the hangover gods have mercy!
May your 2024 be filled with more champagne toasts and fewer awkward silences. Let’s raise a glass to bad decisions and even worse dance moves!
Here’s to a year where your Netflix queue shrinks and your real-life experiences expand. May your wanderlust take you further than the remote ever could!
Wishing you a year where your confidence reaches Beyoncé levels and your procrastination skills stay low-key impressive. Slay, queen!
In 2024, may your dating life be like your phone battery – never die on you. Here’s to finding your lobster (or at least a decent crab cake)!
Wishing you a year where your hair always looks good, even on those mornings when you woke up looking like a yeti. Rock that mane, wild thing!
Cheers to a year where your to-do list gets shorter instead of longer. May your productivity rise and your naps be plentiful!
Wishing you a year where your jokes actually land and your puns become legendary. May your wit be sharper than your eyeliner!
Here’s to a year where your love life sizzles hotter than the chili you accidentally set on fire last New Year’s Eve. Spice things up!
May your 2024 be so epic, you’ll need a whole new Instagram account to document it. Go forth and make memories (and questionable posts)!
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